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- TOP TEN ITEMS ON JUDGE ITO'S THINGS-TO-DO LIST
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- 10. Robe shopping with Wapner
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- 9. Lube and oil change for the Lancemobile
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- 8. Consider Court TV's request to hook up a "beard-cam"
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- 7. Slap a subpoena on Mrs. Ito, if you know what I mean
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- 6. Rewind videos, return them to Clarence Thomas
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- 5. Send photo and resume to casting director of "Matlock"
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- 4. Summon Heidi Fleiss to chambers
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- 3. Get O.J. to autograph book before I sentence him
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- 2. End the damn trial so we can get on with our lives
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- 1. Check beard for ticks
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- Letterman, Thursday, March 2, 1995
- Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995
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